It only takes a few rounds of play for the tower to become quite an impressive, daft, and – I forgot to mention – phallic.

The further you ascend the human tower of Babylon you create, the harder it becomes to reach the top, and often more competitive players will deliberately create overhangs or other obtrusions which can send you falling to the ground again. However, the more you play the game, the more efficiently you can climb to the top. Like its predecessor and games similar to QWOP, the controls are intentionally quite clunky, at least at first, with players controlling each of the athlete’s limbs individually. If you can’t set a new record height within the set time limit you’re out, and the last athlete standing wins.ĭevelopers Stergesaurus call the game a great simulated sports-like experience of friend mounting, and added ‘Mount Your Friends 3D brings mounting to the third dimension, with the same classic innuendo that made you slightly uncomfortable back in the day.’ The premise is simple, you take it turns playing as athletes who are climbing on top of a goat, reaching as high as possible within a time limit. The 3D update to the game, however, is infinitely more fun. The game, developed by Stegersaurus Software Inc, is a follow up to the 2D side scroller QWOP-esque classic originally released on Steam in 2013. Mount Your Friends 3D: A Hard Man is Good to Climb was released almost exactly a year ago, yet I only got to play for the first time in the last few weeks.

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