Unfortunately Kuja got all buttmad that his lil bro Zidane was getting preferential treatment and decided to just do whatever the fuck he wants which ultimately led to his demise. Zidane was one of the “bodies” created to transport souls from earth and the one to cause the chaos was to be Kuja. They also get unofficially hitched in Vegas Dwarf Village

And finally we reach the alien planet where Zidane came from – and reveal that he was created by Garlond so that they could basically perform the plot of Shadowbringers and Nier Replicant in which they merge Terra (Zidane’s planet) with Gaia (Earth). Ouch! There’s a sight for sore eyesĪ couple destroyed villagers later their traveling buddy Vivi, a lonely black mage, discovers the meaning of life and why he was created. The mom starts going crazy and destroying multiple continents until eventually Zidane and Garnet defeat her and end up killing her in the process because she gets caught up in a battle between 2 primals – Alexander & Bahamut. It didn’t feel one sided like with Rinoa & Squall, and it didn’t feel annoying like with Tidus and Yuna (where Yuna was like kya i wuv him but too shy to admit it and Tidus is just HA HA HA HA.)Īnd so then turns out that Garnet’s mom is being controlled by some monster set off by the ultimate bad guy ™ Kuja. So overall, I actually thought their relationship/pairing is really cute. It’s probably love at first sight (and also memoria shit end game spoilers) so basically Zidane ends up liking Garnet and while it does take a bit of time, Garnet eventually falls for Zidane. Our hero Zidane, who works for a theatre troupe who are also master rogues decides to abduct the princess of Alexandria, Garnet. 😂) At first I thought he was just being horny on main but after finishing the game I think he means it in a literal sense. Every woman he met he would hit on, and once he set his eyes on Garnet he would even go as far as grabbing her buttcheeks (whether on purpose or not I still don’t know. He was pretty upbeat and definitely ready to take on action instead of brooding and going Whatever… However on top of that, he was also extremely horny. That said, I liked Zidane much more as a protagonist than Squall. The funniest line I saw in FF9 was probably this one: But I think FF8 was special in its own weird way of adding ridiculous scenes and localized lines. Since I just came from FF8 there’s gonna be a lot of comparison starting with the fact that I’ll be honest – FF9 just wasn’t as funny. So in continuation of my quest to play every Final Fantasy game, I managed to nab FFIX on a Switch eshop sale and set off on my adventure! And no, this is not an April fool’s post lol.

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